Quips and Quibbles

Commontary

A small collection of quips and commontaries on the nature of life in the Modern world.

Trainline

» [Trainline website] this website is like slow death from Chernobyl radiation, like man who was forced to clean up rubble resulting from wider damage and found out 15 years later than his colon cancer was because of Soviet error, right as the Union was falling and there was no one to blame.

I hope they find small piece of metal in their cereal. « [There was a 4 hour gap in trains for zero reason which I assume to be some fault of the website, because I clicked ‘later trains’ and the next result was 4 hours later. Thanks guys.]

Deliver-who

» [UK system of] bringing in the least privileged and most vulnerable migrants like refugees to do slave labour like Deliveroo, which solved a non existent problem of driving to the shops to get your kebab. «

Boombox culture but make it an infinite loop of TikTok sounds.

» I get scared and tired and depressed travelling. Being around people. Tight spaces. (3) People doing antisocial behaviour like talking. The bus being dirty and in disrepair.

re: (3) You think this is funny but have young urban youths talking, or man shouting at his wife, or Oxford student complaining to mother for being 'abusive'...

I meant to say playing tiktok outloud. I want to string these people up and force them to listen to infinite tiktok sounds on loop because this is how it feels for me. «

Telodot Yeshu

» My church were having a serious flying competition recently, but then some guy named Judas joined in and everyone started pissing about... «

A quip from Tim Dillon

» "for a lot of these types, these college educated people who live in little boxes all over these cities. That scroll dating apps and just sit in the blue light of their MacBook while drifting to sleep on 19 medications. These people's lives are quite dull and the only thing that's making them happy is this rage. (...) This will degenerate into meaningless sporadic violence." «

Hezbollah supporters as protected category

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https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/prejudiced-policing-jewish-man-placard-mocking-hezbollah-leader-nxt9ilc2

Criminalizing good satire is antisemitism. «

Rest article talk about ‘I want to be British’ and ‘White devil’. Too controversy for public eyes.